Scratch-a-frass

Alarm clock? I don't need no stinkin' alarm clock! I got me a scratch-a-frass. A harass-a-frass. An it's freakin' 4:50 in the morning and I dang well am not getting out of bed to feed-you-frass. An it's 4:52 and I'm getting ready to open the briefcase for the launch-codes-a-frass. An it's 4:55 and I'm stumbling down the stairs to feed your silly ass-a-frass. And now I'm up. And I've figured out how to install the digicam on the Linux box. And how to use Flickr to upload pics. And I've posted. All before 6 a.m. It's going to be one of those days, eh?