Googlicious

There are 145 results from a Google search for "A.J. Van Beest". There are 1,640 results for "Willy Wanker" (for that one, the button on the right of Google's home page ought to say "I'm Feeling Afraid"). There's only one result, though, for "portugeese xylophone". Now only a truly talented word butcher could find that.