Say no more! (wink, wink; nudge, nudge)

God, sometimes I just love the New York Times, and this is one of those times. What a great, completely flaming liberal story they have about voter registration. But alas, I'm already registered. At least I could miss a cover charge. I want to know exactly how much fun Joshua Kurlantzick had writing this story. I mean, check out this quote:

"I'd like to say 'We're getting naked because we hate the president,' " said Susan Wayward, an exotic dancer (also known as River City Kitty) who performed at Burlesque the Vote. "But we have to respect everyone."

I figure I'll do my part for regime change here at home by getting a copy of Porn for Kerry. Heck, maybe I'll feel extra generous and get some copies for my friends, too. And then, since I have to do 38 things, according to Mom's e-mail about how to take back the nation, I'm gonna take the American Hero pledge at votergasm.org. As Vin Diesel once said, "Oh, the things I'm gonna do for my country." As Wistucky's most feared and least seen sawdust maker says: As you were.